Dear America,
1. [I bought a house](http://twitter.com/cmheisel/statuses/888523841)
2. [I bought a new computer](http://maingear.com/)
3. Unlike many [schmoe’s](http://www.publicagenda.org/files/charts/ff_economy_consumer_debt.png) all my debt is for, you know, somewhat valid things like [the aforementioned house](http://twitter.com/cmheisel/statuses/888523841), and an [education](http://www.linkedin.com/in/cmheisel#education).
Please direct all inquiries for economic assistance [here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_sink) as I’m pretty much done buying anything. Ever. Again.
